There’s A Wasp In My Harmonica.

isaacdwyer:

(Verse 1)

One lonesome day,

I took out my harmonica;

And I was about to play,

When I heard a buzzin’

I thought nothin of it;

But when I put my lips to it,

I gone and cried out “Oh Shit”.

(End Verse 1)

(Chorus)

There is a Wasp in my harmonica,

the squirrely little bastard;

It stung up all me mouth,

With techniques well mastered;

And as I cry mama,

It says “Who’s your daddy”;

Because there’s a wasp in my harmonica,

and it really freakin’ hurts.

(End of Chorus)

(Verse 2)

So as the bugger, stung me,

I called for an ambulance;

But they said I was to far away,

And said there was no chance;

So I called my friend Santa Claus,

the one who can Dirty Dance;

And said “Get your ass o’r here cause”

(End Verse 2)

(Chorus)

(EPIC SOLO GARBLE MUFFINS!!!1!!!)

So then my friend showed up,

(After circling the world o’ course);

And said “Your lips are blowed up”

“You look kinda like a horse”

I said “Drive me home,

before I’ve shown ya

how to eat a fist”.

(Chorus)

(Finale)

And IT’S……OUT!!!!

(Crazy Musical shtuff then fade)

I was thinking this could be like a faux-country song for Erudecorp (Elliott and Myself’s band), and Elliott, this is just what I thought of when you said “There’s A Wasp In My Harmonica”, so you should suggest/write lyrics as you feel fit.

I dunno, I just took a shot at it. XD

 Well, I don’t know what Elliott will say, but I think it freakin’ rocks! I was cracking up in the first verse. It’s 8 o’clock in the morning and you already made my day. :]

@2 years ago